and approaches a dime sitting alone. He taps her on the shoulder, opens his mouth to speak, and then promptly shuffles away awkwardly to the washroom.
When he returns from the back, he orders a drink from the onlooking, all-seeing bartender.
"Looks like you struck out, fella. Say, what went wrong? Cat got your tongue?"
"Cat-thulu? Naw, he's still asleep on the couch. I just came in here to fuel a pending advice-animals meme."
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