What do you call a flannel cat?
A Plaid-A-Pus
Cat Jokes
3 men running from gangsters
3 men running from gangsters turn into a dead e...
What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage?
Boxed wine, obviously.
How do you make a cat go woof?
Paraffin and matches.
An old man is sitting on his porch...
And sees two younger boys walking by with cat t...
Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist?
Word is he used to rap with OdieB
So this guy was driving down a street...
...and felt a bump. He got out of his car quick...
Why can't cats live on Mars ?
Because Curiosity kills the cat.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?
A visit from the cops.
After a long day's lazing around together, a cat and a dog decide to hit the hay...
They turn off the lights and get tucked in. Jus...
How does a cat tell time??
In meowers
What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy...
Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure?
Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew ...
Schrödinger is in a car...
...and gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. ...
How do you catch a unique cat?
Unique up on it
I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen...
...they were reigning cats and dogs.
What do you call an orange cat in summer?
Shedder Cheese!
Cat with 16 lives
There was a cat with 16 lives.
It was run over ...
mother's milk
Students in an advanced Biology cla...
I saw an ad on craigslist for a mama sheep, a ram, and a cat fetus all for sale for only five dollars.
I said to myself, "Ewe goat to-be kitten!"
How do you make a cat bark?
Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match o...
What noise does Doppler's cat make?
Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www
How do you make a cat go woof?
You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!