There were two cats. One was British and one was French. The name of the British cat was One-two-three and the name of the French cat was Un-deux-trois. They decided to have a race to see which cat could be the first to swim across the English Channel.
Obviously, the cat named One-two-three won. Why? Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
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