An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
Well, now,” said the old lady, ”I guess I would like to be really rich.”
*POOF* Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
”And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”
*POOF* She turned into a beautiful young woman.
”Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them. ”Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asked.
*POOF*
And there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could have possibly imagined. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear,
”Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”
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