Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...

The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"

"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.

Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'

"Another cat!"

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