Just some lame jokes!!

How do people at NASA organize a party??
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They Plan-et!! bad i know! But you read the title..right?



Here's another...

Whats the type of music mummies listen to?
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W-Rap

How bored are you that you're actually even reading these!!


One more...

How did I get out of Iraq??
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I-Ran...

I personally like this one a lot... And you're still here.. so i assume you liked it too... :D

Last one.. okay??

What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop??
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You'll find the answer in the comments hopefully.. :P

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