A police man stops the car and asks: "You were to fast. Do you know how fast you drove?"
Heisenberg: "No, but I know exactly where I am."
The police man: "You were 55mph."
Heisenberg: "Oh no, now I am lost."
The police man goes to the trunk, opens it and finds a dead cat.
The police man: "Do you know that there is a dead cat in your trunk?"
Schrödinger: "Now we do."
The police man gets angry and arrests them... except Ohm, he resists.
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