My little sister's cat died...
...she cried telling me she needs another ident...
Cat Jokes
A man goes on vacation...
And has his brother watch his beloved cat while...
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a...
What's the difference between a cat and a politician?
A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician wil...
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband b...
pussy-cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Jimmy takes the cat to school
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice
Must be a catstratti
Schrödinger gets pulled over by a cop...
When the officer walks up to the window and ask...
My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me?
Cats can handle mice.
My favorite joke to tell when i am out at the bars
Okay, so this true story. In high school I had ...
I was very tired and needed recovery
The cat looks so tired and need recovering his ...
2 cats are watching a tennis match...
After a while, one cat turns to the other and s...
Poor Jimmy...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Just got a cat with a limp
Called it Oedipus the needipus.
What do you call a cat in heat?
Prr-miscuous
Game of Thrones
Q: What's the name of Hodor's cat?
> A: Hodor
...
Mo' Engineer vs Zen master
**One**
Engineer: My heart is filled with depr...
Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke]
A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore...
What do you call the parents of a cat?
His PURR-ents
What do you call a cat who braids hair?
A platypus!
There is two cats that want to cross a river...
One cat is named "OneTwoThree", the other cat i...
I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats
So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 ...
I’d like to buy some dog food
MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LA...
A leopard cub gets in trouble at school
So this leopard cub, at cat school, gets in tro...