My cat cares about me.
LOLZ that's the joke.
Cat Jokes
Why don't my dog and my cat get along?
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
An American, an Englishman, and a Terrorist are getting ready to skydive...
Before jumping out of the plane, they decide to...
What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?
an im-paw-ster.
2 cats are trying to cross a river...
The first cat is named "One Two Three", and the...
Two cats are swimming across a river
One is called "One Two Three" the other is call...
The 7 Deadly Rules/Sins For Hipster
#1. Be fashionable... Never! Never leave your h...
A boy called Timmy walks to school with his cat...
A teacher finds the cat and asks him why he too...
Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up..
..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking r...
Little Nancy's dead goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hol...
Husbands are always responsible!
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband b...
Weekly Offering (NSFW)
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...
Animal jokes for kids
Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...
Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 ca...
I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down.
At least I still have the cat for comfort.
The intelligent and the idiot
One day, an intelligent man and an idiot decide...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a...
Your cat died.
A guy goes on a trip abroad and has his best fr...
So it's perfectly acceptable to dress up as a slutty cat on Halloween...
...but do it any other time of the year and sud...
A genie appears in front of a middle-aged wife at home.
"I can grant you one wish," the genie says.
"...
Why is your cat at school today
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
What is a Redditors favorite animal?
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.