Your cat died.

A guy goes on a trip abroad and has his best friend stay with his mom to help with her and cat-sit his cat. A couple days go by and he calls his friend and asks how his cat is and he replies "Sorry, but your cat was run over and died."
"Why would you break it to me like that? I need to be prepared for something like that. You should have said that he climbed on roof and we're trying to get him down. The next day I ask you how's my cat and you tell me that firefighters got him down but then he ran off scared into the street and was hit. Next day I ask how's my cat and you say he's doing better thanks to the vet. And then the next day you respond that he took a turn for the worse and died. You see? I would have been prepared and would have be easier to handle than just dropping the bomb on me."

He then asks how his mom is taking it. His friend replies, "Well, she climbed up on the roof and we're trying to get her down."

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