The intelligent and the idiot

One day, an intelligent man and an idiot decided to play a game in order to pass the time. The intelligent man suggested:

-"How about we play a game? I'll ask you a question and if you can't guess it, you'll give me a dollar. If you ask me a question and I can't guess it, I'll give you a thousand dollars to make it fair. I'll start. What has 4 legs and barks?"

-"I don't know. Here's your dollar."

-"It was a dog! Now you ask me."

-"What has 5 fingers and grabs things?"

-"A hand."

-"Correct."

-"My turn now. What has 4 legs and meows?"

-"I don't know. Here's your dollar."

-"A cat! You go now."

-"What has 10 legs, 76 arms and 33 heads?"

The intelligent man thought for hours and hours and finally gave up, he did not know the answer.

-"Sigh, I don't know. Here's your thousand dollars."

Intrigued, the intelligent man asked:

-"What was it?"

-"I don't know. Here's your dollar."

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