A guy takes his dog to the vet.
I guy sees that his dog isn't moving at all so ...
Cat Jokes
What do you call a cat that torrents movies?
A copy cat.
cat swimming contest
There were 3 cats who entered a swimming contes...
So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today...
...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :(
How do you make a cat go woof
Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)
Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?
Because the Pope was a cat-holic.
Eh? Eh?
Cat lovers
Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neigh...
space place
Three years after the launch of the Mars rover,...
What religious group does reddit belong in?
Cat holics
What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity?
An impawster.
I once tried to be a cat...
It didn't go pur-fectly, but it went well...
(...
Petition to replace Ellen Pao with Victoria Taylor.
No joke.
Its a popular coup necessary to save...
A man goes to the hospital with recurring migraines
... and is surprised to see that his doctor is ...
'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites?
Said every dog ever.
What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?
They're both Catholics.
My father used to put snowballs in the blender and make great slushies
Snowballs was a great cat
Did you hear Caitlyn Jenner got a new cat?
It's a rottweiler.
New 50 Cent Song
Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song ab...
Have you seen Caitlyn Jenner's cat?
[He's adorable!](https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbc...