The dog & the leopard
A man decided to go on a safari. He took his fa...
Cat Jokes
How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire ...
I learned how to train my cat to go woof
All it takes is petrol and matches.
*wooooooof*
It is the year 2066.
Scientists in the space colony on Mars are test...
A woman takes her duck to the vets
A woman is worried about her pet duck and takes...
I ate catnip today.
I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't.
What did Trump call his new cat?
Trumpet.
My cat had a hairball caught in her throat
It was awful, she couldn't get it out. She'd wa...
Schrodingers cat walks into a bar
... and doesn't.
new kitten
So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You ...
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.
I said I was more of a cat person.
Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer.
...
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrple
Why did the cat give birth at the park?
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Lit...
Spelling Bee
It's cup final day and three boys in the class ...
Reaction to Snakes
• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming....
There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath.
After many years of
wandering, he finally arri...
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterina...
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were being chased by the police...
As they were running they saw some sacks, and s...
A blond, brunette, and a redhead were running from the local sheriff...
...when they come to a barn. All three run in ...
If a cat catches all the mice on your property...
does that make it squeaky clean?
Someone asked me the difference between like and love
I was ask what is the difference between "like"...
How do you become popular on the internet?
By being a cat.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the ot...