So my first job in high school was as a bagger at a local grocery store. I worked there for a couple of years and got kind of good at figuring out personal details by watching what they bought.
One day, a lady comes in and shops around quickly. She buys a Digorno, a bottle of wine, little pre-made bag of salad and some cat food. I looked up at her and said "at least you have a cat to share dinner with."
She looked at me and said, "you can tell I'm single just by what I bought?"
I replied, "no you're ugly."
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