A blonde,black and red were running from the police so they hid in potato sacks the policeman kicked the first bag with the black in it and she said "meow" only a cat said the policeman he kicked the second bag with the red in it and she said "woff" only a
dog then he kicked the last bag with the blonde in it and she said "potatoes"!
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