9. Finally roll and count that jar of loose change in the kitchen.
8. Call Kareem for advice on getting those plum movie roles.
7. Travel to the Middle East, buy the country which bears his name, and do some kick-ass landscaping.
6. Two words: Air Spice
5. Chase dream of becoming Olympic caliber women's figure skater.
4. Strap a couple of championship trophies to the car and spend a day driving around Patrick Ewing's house.
3. "Alright, Mr. Rubik... it's just me and your cube... no distractions, no excuses."
2. Forget "Be Like Mike" -- start to enjoy Being Like Filthy Rich.
1. Report back to the home planet that he has successfully garnered the trust of all the humans and await final instructions.
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