mexican welfare
Q: How do you fit 50 mexicans in a car?
A: P...
Car Jokes
Ski Season-Top 10 Ways to Pretend
This is to remind skiers how to prepare for th...
You'd press the "start" button to shut o
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly comp...
Air freshener
There was this blonde that was in a car crash
...
Penn Law
An actual Pennsylvania law;
"If you are dr...
You go to your local
You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan.W...
100,000 Miles
A blonde is trying to sell her car, but with n...
Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice...
Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice th...
You think the vowels are
You think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O.You cle...
You're a redneck ... you have a hefty
You're a redneck if.... You have a Hefty bag o...
Burning Rubber
Your momma is like a race car . . .
She burns...
Speed Trap
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-s...
He' Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag abou...
Telephone accident
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accid...
You got mail
A neighbor of a blonde was washing his car. Th...
Goodbye Kiss
It's Harold's first day in the car pool. They ...
Texas Etiquette Tips
"East Texas Driving Tips"
- Dim your headlig...
Why did the blonde l
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof...
Nunca hab�a entendido por qu�
Nunca hab�a entendido por qu� las necesidades ...
New Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island w...
Wood Eye
A man and his three friends are driving around...
A bunch of insults
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your co...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, a...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputat...
Hunting Season
Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limit...