One night a blonde was driveing in her car and saw a stranger on the road. She stoped and asked if she could help. The dark stranger replied to her "Yes you can get out of your car and stand in the box I have drawn on the road and dont move from it." so she did. He told her that if she moved there would be dier consequinces. So he turned from her. All of a sudden she started laughing. He turned to her quickly. Then knocked out her windows and replied "I told you so." then turned agian. Not one minute after he turned she was laughing agian. So he riped out the seat cloth and replied "I told you so" then turned agian. all of a sudden she begain to laugh agian. he quickly turned to her then blew up her car and replied "I told you so" then turned once more. she then laughed agian. He turned to her frustratedly and asked "Why are you laughing, I just blew up your car?" then she said "I steped out of the box while you wasnt looking.
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