If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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