Chile Lover

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a madding passion for Chile. He loved them, but he always has an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to it. Then one day, he met a young woman and fell in love with her. When evidently they would marry, he thought to himself, she is so sweet and gentle. She will never go for this kind of carrying on. Therefore, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up the chile. They married thereafter. Some months later, his car broke down on the way home from work and since they lived in the country, he called her and told her that he would be late getting home because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the odor of freshly cooked chile and corn bread was overwhelming.
Since he had several miles to walk, he figured that he would work off the effects before reaching home. Therefore, he stopped at the cafe. Before leaving the cafe, he had eaten three LARGE orders of chile with corn bread. All the way home he farted and farted and after arriving, felt reasonably sure that he had pooted his last. His wife seemed somewhat upset and excited to see him and exclaimed; "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the head of the table. He seated himself and just as she was ready to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She made him vow that he would not touch the blindfold until she returned. She then went to answer the phone. Seizing the opportunity, he shifted his weight to one leg and ripped a good one. It was not only LOUD, but also as RIPE as a rotten egg. He took the napkin from his lap and vigorously fanned the air around him. Things were just about to return to normal, when he felt the urge come on again, so he shifted his weight to the other leg and ripped another one again, this was a true prizewinner. It rattled the windows. While keeping his ear on the phone, he went on like this for the next 10 minutes, until he knew the phone farewell suggested the end of his freedom. He placed the napkin in his lap and folded his hands on top of it and smiling contently to himself. He was the perfect picture of innocence.
When his wife returned, she asked if he had peeked and he said no. At this point, she removed the blindfold and revealed to his surprise. .
Twelve dinner guests, who were seated around the table for a birthday party for him!