A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a ...
Car Jokes
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
There are three engineers in a car; an electric...
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer loa...
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
If Microsoft built cars you would need to resta...
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A ...
Why did the cowboy's car stop?
Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (en...
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive...
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized...
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
A married couple is driving down the interstate...
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a...
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in ...
Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.
Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in ...
What did the dog take when he was run down?
What did the dog take when he was run down? The...
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them.
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway ...
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.
The front door was accidentally left open and o...
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?
How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two ...
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? T...
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the c...
An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.
An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were ...
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a ...
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a ter...
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the ...
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese a...
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt.
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to...
Q: Two men drive into a car wash.
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is ...