When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. Step aside, lady, he barked. I've taken a course in first aid. The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. Pardon me, she said. But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here.
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