What song does a car radio play?
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car...
Car Jokes
Why is an old car like a baby playing?
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because ...
What did the jack say to the car?
What did the jack say to the car? Can I give yo...
What part of a car is the laziest?
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. ...
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
What is the best thing to take when you're run ...
What kind of car drives over water?
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of...
What happens if an axe falls on your car?
What happens if an axe falls on your car? You h...
What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
What would you have if your car's motor was in ...
What is a banged-up used car?
What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-cr...
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
What did the man put on his car when the weathe...
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Why did the man put his car in the oven? Becaus...
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?
What do you call someone who draws funny pictur...
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?
What do you get when you put a car and a pet to...
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy ...
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A...
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A:...
Why did the cat sleep under the car ?
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because s...
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left he...
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old ...
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new c...
Bill Clinton is visiting a school.
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class...
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the Ho...
Last summer, the President and Mrs.
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton wer...
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?
How does a New York University psychology major...
Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
Q: What's the difference between a car salesman...