A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave. At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you idiot.