Q: Have you seen the tree's new car?
Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a ...
Car Jokes
The subway car was packed.
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, an...
Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden whe...
I rear-ended a car a few days ago.......
I rear-ended a car a few days ago....... I tell...
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick ...
What do you call the history of a car?
What do you call the history of a car? An autob...
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick...
Wife: Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?
Wife: Would you get a girlfriend again if I die...
Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?
Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver...
When my wife and I decided to get married we'd been going out for a few years.
When my wife and I decided to get married we'd ...
How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?
How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car...
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of...
Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?
Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to...
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job.
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni...
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you transport something by ...
A man is in a bar having a drink.
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next ...
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar,...
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a ...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours wh...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
A drunken man was wondering around the parking ...
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cras...
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divo...
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shoc...
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One ha...