When my wife and I decided to get married we'd been going out for a few years.
When my wife and I decided to get married we'd ...
Car Jokes
How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?
How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car...
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of...
Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?
Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to...
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and headed home.
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popul...
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I car-pooled to our children's soccer practices.
For the second time in a row, I was forced to i...
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive.
A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate f...
When is a car not a car?
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a p...
There are these two guys driving a car.
There are these two guys driving a car. When th...
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I need some advice on what could be a life chan...
Sterling Marlin and Ricky Rudd go on a fishing trip.
Sterling Marlin and Ricky Rudd go on a fishing ...
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven.
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter wa...
Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?
Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they...
Q: When is a car not a car?
Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns in...
An attorney was driving through the country side when his car failed him.
An attorney was driving through the country sid...
An unemployed guy goes door-to-door looking for work.
An unemployed guy goes door-to-door looking for...
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years.
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The d...
Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have?
Q: If everyone in America started driving pink ...
HIS: 1.
HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter ...
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll.
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. ...
A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.
A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit ...
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye.
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught h...
john was driving then he cut off gary.
john was driving then he cut off gary. gary pul...
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when a cop pulls him over.
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street wh...