Wife: Would you get a girlfriend again if I died? Husband: Of course not. Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married? Husband: Ok, I would marry again. (annoyed) Wife: Oh... (sad) Husband: -silence- Wife: Would you live in our house? Husband: Sure, it's a great house. Wife: Would you two sleep in our bed? Husband: Where else would we sleep? Wife: Would you let her drive my car? Husband: I guess I would, it's almost new. Wife: Would she use my golf clubs, too? Husband: No, she's left handed. Wife: -silence-
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