A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price. The clerk replies We have Tennis Barbie and she's $28 Lady asks Well, anything else? We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28. Lady asks Anything else? Well, we have divorced Barbie and she's $250 The lady replies I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive. The others were only $28. What is so special about divorced Barbie? The clerk replied Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff.
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