During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel. Your jeep stuck, sir? asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. Nope, replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, *Yours* is.
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