After waiting for 2 hours, he gets out of the car and tries to see why this gridlock. He finds one guy in a uniform and asks him about what's going on
- Sir terrorists have kidnapped President Bush. They keep him hostage in his limousine. They want 1 million dollar, or they are going to burn him in the car. So we are volunteers trying to collect the donations people make.
The guy takes his wallet out and asks "so what is the average donation people give ?"
-Depends sometimes a gallon, sometimes two...
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