Business Jokes

Business Jokes

A memorandum is written not


A memorandum is written not to inform the read...

Blessed is he who has


Blessed is he who has reached the point of no ...

There are two things on


There are two things on earth that are univers...

Any horizontal surface is soon


Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Any error in any calculation


Any error in any calculation will be in the di...

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, transform your ...

The phone will not ring


The phone will not ring until you leave your d...

There is no evidence to


There is no evidence to support the notion tha...

Doing a good job around


Doing a good job around here is like wetting y...

If you consult enough experts,


If you consult enough experts, you can confirm...

YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ...


YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ...
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Hasty Departure


A young ensign had nearly completed his first ...

Wood's Axiom: As soon


Wood's Axiom: As soon as a still-to-be-finish...

Common sense is the most


Common sense is the most evenly distributed qu...

If it jams, force it.


If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed...

Funny Money


Here is an easy way to make money from the pos...

I think we should really


I think we should really add to the confusion....

Just because you are paranoid


Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the...

It is incredible how much


It is incredible how much intelligence is used...

Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The


Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of fo...

Gilb's Laws Of Unreliability:


Gilb's Laws Of Unreliability: 1) At the sourc...

Thyme's Law: Everything goes


Thyme's Law: Everything goes wrong at once.

The usefulness of any meeting


The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse pr...

Success always occurs in private,


Success always occurs in private, and failure ...

Am I good at delegating?


Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always f...