Two rules to success in
Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell pe...
Business Jokes
There is nothing so small
There is nothing so small that it can't be blo...
Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow
Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity u...
Baker's Law: Misery no
Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company, ...
A good slogan can stop
A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty year...
Selling war insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction cen...
Indecision is the key to
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
All inanimate objects can move
All inanimate objects can move just enough to ...
Pick a starting salary
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...
It's out of my control.
It's out of my control.
There is no substitute for
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of p...
In every work of genius
In every work of genius we recognize our rejec...
You get the most of
You get the most of what you need the least.
Mencken's Law: There is
Mencken's Law: There is always an easy answer...
Meetings
If u put all the executives end to end they st...
The trouble with doing right
The trouble with doing right the first time is...
Real programmers print only clean
Real programmers print only clean compiles.
Corporate Lingo -- 2
Here's a little clarification of corporate lin...
Astrology Laws: It's always
Astrology Laws: It's always the wrong time of...
Adler's Distinction: Language is
Adler's Distinction: Language is all that sep...
Fill what is empty; empty
Fill what is empty; empty what is full; scratc...
Whitehead's Law: The obvious
Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always...
Diplomacy is the art of
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" un...
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies,
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn...
Is there life before coffee?
Is there life before coffee?