Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Two rules to success in


Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell pe...

There is nothing so small


There is nothing so small that it can't be blo...

Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow


Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity u...

Baker's Law: Misery no


Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company, ...

A good slogan can stop


A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty year...

Selling war insurance


Airman Jones was assigned to the induction cen...

Indecision is the key to


Indecision is the key to flexibility.

All inanimate objects can move


All inanimate objects can move just enough to ...

Pick a starting salary


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

It's out of my control.


It's out of my control.

There is no substitute for


There is no substitute for a genuine lack of p...

In every work of genius


In every work of genius we recognize our rejec...

You get the most of


You get the most of what you need the least.

Mencken's Law: There is


Mencken's Law: There is always an easy answer...

Meetings


If u put all the executives end to end they st...

The trouble with doing right


The trouble with doing right the first time is...

Real programmers print only clean


Real programmers print only clean compiles.

Corporate Lingo -- 2


Here's a little clarification of corporate lin...

Astrology Laws: It's always


Astrology Laws: It's always the wrong time of...

Adler's Distinction: Language is


Adler's Distinction: Language is all that sep...

Fill what is empty; empty


Fill what is empty; empty what is full; scratc...

Whitehead's Law: The obvious


Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always...

Diplomacy is the art of


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" un...

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies,


Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn...

Is there life before coffee?


Is there life before coffee?