Business Jokes

Business Jokes

How all careers end


How careers end... Drunks are distilled. Alpin...

Many rivers to cros


Q: Why did the dollar bill cross the river?

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Laywer


Do u now how to tell when a laywer is lying

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Sleeping on the job


Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Yo...

If you cannot convince them,


If you cannot convince them, confuse them. - ...

The hidden flaw never remains


The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

The book you spent $20.95


The book you spent $20.95 for today will come ...

Far-away talent always seems better


Far-away talent always seems better than home-...

Conscience is what hurts when


Conscience is what hurts when everything else ...

Believing is seeing.


Believing is seeing.

If you want to make


If you want to make an enemy, do someone a fav...

Nobody told me.


Nobody told me.

Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art:


Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: Not all...

If you cannot hope for


If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with st...

Programmer's Prayer


Our program,


Who art in memory,


"Hello" ...

It is the dead wood


It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.

Everything happens at the same


Everything happens at the same time with nothi...

Sometimes too much drink is


Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

When all else fails, try


When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Brilliant's Law Of Limited Ambition:


Brilliant's Law Of Limited Ambition: If you ca...

Paper shredder


So, a seceratary was leaving the office
when ...

Free advice costs nothing until


Free advice costs nothing until you act upon i...

Beware of those wearing suspenders


Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts.