Business Jokes

Business Jokes

There are two rules for


There are two rules for success in life: Rule ...

My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what


My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what ...

Stock market report


Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, fe...

Those who live closest arrive


Those who live closest arrive latest.

Experiment and theory often show


Experiment and theory often show remarkable ag...

Random Hilarity


If your mother is a washing machine and your f...

The sooner you fall behind,


The sooner you fall behind, the more time you ...

An old occupation


What happens when people of different occupati...

Just when you think you've


Just when you think you've won the rat race, a...

Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our


Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want ...

An ounce of rejection is


An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of...

Dalmations


So have you heard about the new movie 64 dalma...

Counting on You


Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front ...

Good advice is something a


Good advice is something a man gives when he i...

I would give $1000 to


I would give $1000 to be a millionaire.

Two monologues do not make


Two monologues do not make a dialogue.

Programming errors which would normally


Programming errors which would normally requir...

When there are sufficient funds


When there are sufficient funds in the checkin...

Lynch's Law: When the


Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, every...

Don't worry about the sand


Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, th...

The factory of the future


The factory of the future will have only two e...

Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always


Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks...

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:


Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when...

90's Mentality Signs


* Cleaning up the dining area means getting th...

Perfection is achieved only on


Perfection is achieved only on the point of co...