Business Jokes

Business Jokes

The more ridiculous a belief


The more ridiculous a belief system, the highe...

When you have no money how to get free drinks


There was this man who was down on his luck an...

The careful application of terror


The careful application of terror is also a fo...

The Aquinas Axiom: What


The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away wit...

Manly's Maxim: Logic is


Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method o...

Beware the man of one


Beware the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aqui...

Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:


Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investmen...

All syllogisms have three parts;


All syllogisms have three parts; therefore thi...

Pick good people; talent never


Pick good people; talent never wears out.

Blessed are those who go


Blessed are those who go around in circles, fo...

If builders built buildings the


If builders built buildings the way programmer...

There is no time like


There is no time like the present for postponi...

A pat on the back


A pat on the back is only a few inches from a ...

Sleeping on the job


Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Yo...

An original idea can never


An original idea can never emerge from committ...

Everything is actually everything else,


Everything is actually everything else, just r...

Bove's Theorem: The remaining


Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to finish ...

What I want is all


What I want is all of the power and none of th...

Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle:


Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle: Only someon...

Never say it at work


THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/...

Dry humour


Q:Why was the man at the dry cleaners' always ...

Your own car uses more


Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone...

Given a bad start, trouble


Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an...

You can't win. You


You can't win. You can't break even. You can...

All work and no play,


All work and no play, will make you a manager.