The more ridiculous a belief
The more ridiculous a belief system, the highe...
Business Jokes
When you have no money how to get free drinks
There was this man who was down on his luck an...
The careful application of terror
The careful application of terror is also a fo...
The Aquinas Axiom: What
The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away wit...
Manly's Maxim: Logic is
Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method o...
Beware the man of one
Beware the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aqui...
Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investmen...
All syllogisms have three parts;
All syllogisms have three parts; therefore thi...
Pick good people; talent never
Pick good people; talent never wears out.
Blessed are those who go
Blessed are those who go around in circles, fo...
If builders built buildings the
If builders built buildings the way programmer...
There is no time like
There is no time like the present for postponi...
A pat on the back
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a ...
Sleeping on the job
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Yo...
An original idea can never
An original idea can never emerge from committ...
Everything is actually everything else,
Everything is actually everything else, just r...
Bove's Theorem: The remaining
Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to finish ...
What I want is all
What I want is all of the power and none of th...
Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle:
Rudnicki's Nobel Prize Principle: Only someon...
Never say it at work
THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/...
Dry humour
Q:Why was the man at the dry cleaners' always ...
Your own car uses more
Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone...
Given a bad start, trouble
Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an...
You can't win. You
You can't win. You can't break even. You can...
All work and no play,
All work and no play, will make you a manager.