Business Jokes

Business Jokes

For the past three years,


For the past three years, the government has w...

Gas Service


Two gas company servicemen, a senior training ...

Fett's Law: Never replicate


Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful expe...

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute


Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice tha...

Being a good communicator means


Being a good communicator means people find ou...

Leftover nuts never match leftover


Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

The elevator always comes after


The elevator always comes after you have put d...

A well-adjusted person is one


A well-adjusted person is one who makes the sa...

Fifth Law of Procrastination:


Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination...

If ignorance is bliss, most


If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orga...

Want a day off work?


So you want a day off. Let's take a look at wh...

Everything in moderation, including moderation.


Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Advertising Rule: In writing


Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicin...

Unemployment helps stretch your coffee


Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break.

Love letters, business contracts, and


Love letters, business contracts, and money du...

Nice guys finish last but


Nice guys finish last but it is lonely at the ...

All good things must come


All good things must come to an end, I just wa...

Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: This


Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: This is ...

Hindsight is an exact science.


Hindsight is an exact science.

Gumperson's Law: The probability


Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given e...

Cropp's Law: The amount


Cropp's Law: The amount of work done varies i...

Work may be the crabgrass


Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money i...

If you are coasting, you're


If you are coasting, you're going downhill.

Arnold's Laws of Documentation:


Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it sho...

The nice thing about standards


The nice thing about standards is that there a...