If you just try long
If you just try long enough and hard enough, y...
Business Jokes
The first time is for
The first time is for love, the next time is $...
As the economy gets better,
As the economy gets better, everything else ge...
Cocaine is nature's way of
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you hav...
First Day
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site....
Life would be so much
Life would be so much easier if we could just ...
How all careers end
How careers end... Painters are discolored. Sp...
The early bird who catches
The early bird who catches the worm usually wo...
Diplomacy is the ability to
Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "g...
Beauty is only skin deep,
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to t...
Rookie Officer
A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was spe...
Build something foolproof and every
Build something foolproof and every fool will ...
When you are right be
When you are right be logical, when you are wr...
When they want it bad
When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it...
Lol
OK three people where in a plane. one was
A...
Boss wants too much
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work ...
Real programmers argue with the
Real programmers argue with the systems analys...
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project te...
When in doubt, predict that
When in doubt, predict that the present trend ...
Murphy applied for an engineering
Murphy applied for an engineering position at ...
Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Information deteriorates upward through bureau...
To attract maximum attention, it's
To attract maximum attention, it's hard to bea...
Success is the active process
Success is the active process of making your d...
A Trip to the Meat Market
A meat counter clerk, who had had a particular...
The early worm deserves the
The early worm deserves the bird.