Business Jokes

Business Jokes

If ignorance is bliss, why


If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more h...

It is a poor workman


It is a poor workman who blames his tools.

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, try something e...

Government expands to absorb revenue


Government expands to absorb revenue and then ...

Automatic simply means that you


Automatic simply means that you can't repair i...

Have a life after death


"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss...

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:


Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your...

According to my calculations, the


According to my calculations, the problem does...

When I take a long


When I take a long time, I am slow.When my bos...

People will buy anything that


People will buy anything that is one-to-a-cust...

The best laid plans of


The best laid plans of mice and men are all fi...

Conscious is being aware of


Conscious is being aware of something; conscie...

It is not how someone


It is not how someone measures up. It is how ...

Flon's Law: There is


Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will ...

If not controlled, work will


If not controlled, work will flow to the compe...

No man's credit is as


No man's credit is as good as his money.

A consensus means that everyone


A consensus means that everyone agrees to say ...

Mark Bookspan


One time, Mark Bookspan was calculating his fi...

Thinking is hard work.


Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens...

Eletrick company


How did the man feel when he recieved a big bi...

I Love My Job


I love my Job ~ By Dr Seuss


I love my Job
I...

If you put it off


If you put it off long enough, it might go awa...

Hall's Laws of Politics:


Hall's Laws of Politics: 1) The voters want f...

Success can be insured only


Success can be insured only by devising a defe...

Self starters...will not.


Self starters...will not.