For every idiot proof system
For every idiot proof system devised, a new, i...
Business Jokes
If you cannot fix it,
If you cannot fix it, feature it.
If at first you don't
If at first you don't succeed, cheat!
If we learn by our
If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are ge...
Lightbulb
How many conservative economists does it take ...
The Last One's Law Of
The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A p...
If you file it, you'll
If you file it, you'll know where it is but ne...
This space for rent.
This space for rent.
Dress Code
A woman calls a nother women and asks what the...
Ross's Law: Bare feet
Ross's Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal o...
Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates
Rule of defactualization: information deterior...
An error in the premise
An error in the premise will appear in the con...
If you do not like
If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't h...
The most savage controversies are
The most savage controversies are those about ...
The moment for calm and
The moment for calm and rational discussion is...
A fail-safe circuit will destroy
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
Dealing with Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them y...
Never bet on a loser
Never bet on a loser because you think his luc...
Neighbours
Once there was an man living between people wi...
Parkinson's Laws: First Law
Parkinson's Laws: First Law - Work expands to...
If there is a 50-50
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can ...
Better latent than never.
Better latent than never.
Every silver lining has a
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
You can't fall off the
You can't fall off the floor.
The Soldier
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She w...