Even paranoids have enemies.
Even paranoids have enemies.
Business Jokes
Beware the wrath of a
Beware the wrath of a patient person.
There has been opposition to
There has been opposition to every innovation ...
Yuppie pregnant women don't go
Yuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, the...
Excuses are like bodies; everybody
Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!
On a beautiful day like
On a beautiful day like this, it's hard to bel...
Matter will be damaged in
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to...
Anyone can admit they were
Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true tes...
The other line always moves
The other line always moves faster.
Maybe you can't buy happiness,
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days ...
If you stand in one
If you stand in one place long enough, you mak...
Friends come and go, but
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Commit suicide. A hundred
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings c...
If flattery gets you nowhere,
If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indist...
Always try to stop talking
Always try to stop talking before people stop ...
The hardness of the butter
The hardness of the butter is in inverse propo...
If an experiment works, you
If an experiment works, you must be using the ...
Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy:
Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorand...
If you mess with a
If you mess with a thing long enough, it will ...
Beware of altruism. It
Beware of altruism. It is based on self-decep...
Blessed is he who expects
Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he...
People tend to make rules
People tend to make rules for others and excep...
Measure with a micrometer.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. ...
Dear Sir,I am writing in
Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your requ...