That which cannot be taken
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apa...
Business Jokes
A couple of months in
A couple of months in the lab can often save a...
Only a fool can reproduce
Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
Wisdom consists of knowing when
Wisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfe...
Fudd's First Law of Opposition:
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push somethin...
If the slightest probability for
If the slightest probability for an unpleasant...
Flucard's Corollary: Anything dropped
Flucard's Corollary: Anything dropped in the ...
Remember the tea kettle; though
Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck...
It may be that your
It may be that your whole purpose in life is s...
Pity the meek, for they
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the eart...
At any level of traffic,
At any level of traffic, any delay is intolera...
Eighty percent of all people
Eighty percent of all people consider themselv...
SNAFU Equations: 1) Given
SNAFU Equations: 1) Given any problem contain...
2 Salesman
Two salesmen are traveling in the country when...
Live within your income, even
Live within your income, even if you have to b...
Familiarity breeds attempt.
Familiarity breeds attempt.
Experience is something you do
Experience is something you do not get until j...
Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving
Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving System Dynamic...
Virtue is its own punishment.
Virtue is its own punishment.
Winning isn't everything, but losing
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't any...
Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited,
Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited...
Don't blame me; nobody asked
Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.
Anything in parentheses can be
Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
Never eat prunes when you
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so the...