Paper shredder

So, a seceratary was leaving the office
when she saw the CEO standing in front


of the paper shredder with a piece of


paper in his hand. "Excuse me." said the


CEO, "This is a very important document.


Could you get this thing to work?" so the


seceratary tuned on the machine,


inserted the paper and pressed the start


button and the paper went. "Great," said


the CEO, "I just need one copy."