People can be divided into
People can be divided into three groups: Those...
Business Jokes
Executive Envelopes
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a...
Your Tax Dollars At Work
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ...
The obscure a bureaucrat may
The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; t...
Intelligence is a tool to
Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a go...
Big Papa Geovanni
They don't hardly make 'em like him any more -...
Don't try to have the
Don't try to have the last word; you might get...
Osborn's Law: Variables won't,
Osborn's Law: Variables won't, constants aren...
Some see things as they
Some see things as they are and ask 'why?'; I ...
If you are feeling good,
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll ...
Problems worthy of attack prove
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by...
Sometimes you're the bird, and
Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you'r...
Real programmers write readable code,
Real programmers write readable code, which th...
If on an actuarial basis
If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chan...
If everything seems to go
If everything seems to go right, check your zi...
Creditors have better memories than
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
I have seen the truth
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Begging on Wall Street
There are three beggars begging on Wall Street...
Jest Another Good Clean Joke Book
Boy:My uncle is in Leavenworth because he made...
Canada Bill Jones's Supplement:
Canada Bill Jones's Supplement: A Smith and W...
If it weren't for the
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing wou...
Math related!
One day there were two mathbooks sittin on a s...
The Law Of The Too
The Law Of The Too Solid Goof: In any collect...
A day without sunshine is
A day without sunshine is like night.
Good listeners are not only
Good listeners are not only popular everywhere...