Business Jokes

Business Jokes

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, you probably di...

Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker


-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a �26,...

Science is always simple and


Science is always simple and always profound. ...

Never put all your eggs


Never put all your eggs in your pocket.

Oliver's Law of Location:


Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you...

Alden's Laws: (1) Giving


Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes an...

When someone says this is


When someone says this is as bad as it can get...

Cutler Webster's Law: There


Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to ...

Others will look to you


Others will look to you for stability, so hide...

All general statements are false;


All general statements are false; think about ...

Finagle's Creed: Science is


Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be m...

Anyone who makes an absolute


Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fo...

Laziness is the mother of


Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out ...

What you don't do is


What you don't do is always more important tha...

The difference between art and


The difference between art and science is that...

$100


There is this kid who is being very bad and he...

Goebel's Law Of Intellectual Obscurity:


Goebel's Law Of Intellectual Obscurity: What ...

Employer: "In this job we


Employer: "In this job we need someone who is ...

If you aim for the


If you aim for the stars but only make it to t...

First Rule of History:


First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat...

Project Management is like pushing


Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarr...

The light at the end


The light at the end of the tunnel is the head...

When in doubt, use brute


When in doubt, use brute force.

Common sense is not so


Common sense is not so common.

Only those who attempt the


Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive ...