Things get worse under pressure.
Things get worse under pressure.
Business Jokes
No experiment is ever a
No experiment is ever a complete failure; it c...
1. Act out your version
1. Act out your version of a company takeover....
Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is
Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for ...
Inspirational Poster Ideas
Sayings you'd like to see on office inspiratio...
There is always one more
There is always one more idiot than you counte...
If it is worth doing,
If it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
I once worked as a
I once worked as a salesman and was very indep...
Pay for your past bills
A customer sent an order to a distributor for ...
To achieve the impossible, one
To achieve the impossible, one must think the ...
The squeaky wheel doesn't always
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the greas...
Men can live without air
Men can live without air for a few minutes, wi...
Anything hit with a big
Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fal...
An object in motion will
An object in motion will always be headed in t...
Money
Customer: How do i stand for a �30,000 loan
B...
Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hipp...
As long as the answer
As long as the answer is right, who cares if t...
Just when you get going,
Just when you get going, someone injects a dos...
When properly administered, vacations do
When properly administered, vacations do not d...
When in doubt, take all
When in doubt, take all the time you need to g...
There is nothing so habit-forming
There is nothing so habit-forming as money.
It is better to be
It is better to be part of the idle rich class...
No matter what happens, there
No matter what happens, there is always somebo...
When the going gets weird,
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Rudin's Law: In a
Rudin's Law: In a crisis that forces a choice...