-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a �26,000 phone bill.
-They've won the Readers Digest Sweepstake three years running.
-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
-They seem strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
-They mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The
Net."
-Their bank account receives a massive �400,000 contribution made
in half-penny increments.
-Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
turn-ons.
-Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good
Morning, Mr./Mrs. President."
-You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now,
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