Do not believe in miracles,
Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.
Business Jokes
It does not matter if
It does not matter if you fall down as long as...
Becker's Law: It is
Becker's Law: It is much harder to find a job...
It is not sufficient to
It is not sufficient to be a success; it is al...
Try to be the best
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even i...
Downsizing
~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire U...
Even a stopped clock is
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
New stove
A woman ordered a new stove from a retailer. ...
Two heads are more numerous
Two heads are more numerous than one.
If you step out of
If you step out of a short line for a second, ...
Baker's First Law of Federal
Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A bloc...
Nothing puzzles me more than
Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; a...
Letters to a landlord
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords...
A friend in need is
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Crime wouldn't pay if the
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Everything takes longer than you
Everything takes longer than you think.
Error is often more earnest
Error is often more earnest than truth.
Nothing is ever as simple
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
If only one price can
If only one price can be obtained for a quotat...
Capitalism is based on the
Capitalism is based on the assumption that you...
The ideal resume
The ideal resume will turn up one day after the...
Everybody should believe in something,
Everybody should believe in something, I belie...
A conclusion is the place
A conclusion is the place where you got tired ...
American Management
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage i...
Wethern's Law: Assumption is
Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of al...