Business Jokes

Business Jokes

The only sense that is


The only sense that is common in the long run ...

He who hesitates is probably


He who hesitates is probably right.

For every action, there is


For every action, there is an equal and opposi...

Confusion creates jobs.


Confusion creates jobs.

Brady's First Law of Problem


Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When co...

We totally deny the allegations,


We totally deny the allegations, and we are tr...

Car fitting the Profession


Three men were discussing their careers and th...

Make dust or eat dust.


Make dust or eat dust.

Buying Paint


BUYING PAINT FROM A HARDWARE STORE


Customer...

Don't stop to stomp on


Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants...

Money


Q: Whats the difference between a politician a...

I'm The Boss


My boss was complaining in our staff meeting t...

Never do anything you wouldn't


Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead ...

A Real Thinker


In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed...

May's Law: The quality


May's Law: The quality of correlation is inve...

The best way to make


The best way to make a fire with two sticks is...

Letters to a landlord


Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords...

A flying particle will seek


A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

Any landing you can walk


Any landing you can walk away from is a good o...

Efficiency is a highly developed


Efficiency is a highly developed form of lazin...

By the time you can


By the time you can make ends meet, they've mo...

Never say it at work


THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/...

Someone who thinks logically is


Someone who thinks logically is a nice contras...

Golden Rule Of Arts And


Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has...

It doesn't matter whether you


It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, unt...