~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!
~ Put politicians in their place - Landfills!
~ We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake
education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and
a winning smile for integrity!
~ Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
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