Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Every solution breeds new problems.


Every solution breeds new problems.

Anthony's Law of Force:


Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a...

A President of a democracy


A President of a democracy is a man who is alw...

A free agent is anything


A free agent is anything but.

The boss returned from lunch


The boss returned from lunch in a good mood an...

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, blame it on you...

Lady in Hardware store


A lady walks into a hardware store and asks th...

1. I'm really keen to


1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the...

Ryan's Law: Make three


Ryan's Law: Make three correct guesses consec...

All probabilities are really 50%.


All probabilities are really 50%. Either a th...

Inside every large problem is


Inside every large problem is a small problem ...

Beware of a dark-haired man


Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

Woodward's Law: A theory


Woodward's Law: A theory is better than its e...

Any change looks terrible at


Any change looks terrible at first.

There are three ways to


There are three ways to get things done: do it...

Corporate Travel Policy


Due to the current financial situation, change...

The solution to a problem


The solution to a problem changes the nature o...

First Law of Bicycling:


First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way y...

Why did the Roman Empire


Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is th...

Hugh Downs' Four Rules for


Hugh Downs' Four Rules for Investigating the U...

He who beats his sword


He who beats his sword into a plowshare usuall...

Never write a note or


Never write a note or memo if you can phone or...

Business vacation


A man was going on abusiness trip to Florida. ...

Goebel's Law Of Useless Difficulty:


Goebel's Law Of Useless Difficulty: Just beca...

The difficulty with a research


The difficulty with a research grant is that i...